“You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president.”
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall dungeon master busts your character’s chops, taps the head of your favorite mini up against the battle mat, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you downloaded our latest episode; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ Matthew, Dusty, and Nathanael say at a time like that: “Have you downloaded our latest episode yet, Jack? Yes sir, the podcatcher is on the task.”
You just listen to the old Have Movies, Will Game crew here now and take their advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning’s crashin’ and the thunder’s rollin’ and the rain’s coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what we do when the inspiration hits, and the game ideas fall from the screen, and the pillars of Heaven shake their mighty dice bags. Yeah, we just look that big old pile of dice right square in the eye and say, “Give me your best game, pal. We can play it.”
- 00:00:01 – Intro
- 00:00:41 – Movie Talk
- 00:58:47 – Sponsor Break
- 00:59:45 – Gaming Talk
- 01:47:17 – Outro
- Big Trouble in Little China (1986) on IMDB
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1980s (yes it’s an april fool’s joke, but it’s awesome!)
- Karl Keesler’s Awesome Games
- WINNER: Feng Shui 2
Hosts: Matthew Gray, Dusty Eppers, Nathanael Cole
Guests: Sam B.
Intro Music: Syd Valentine’s Patent Leather Kids – “Rock And Gravel”
Announcer: Isaac Sher
Edited By: Nathanael Cole
Put Upon This Earth to “Get It”: Not Jack Burton
Have Movies, Will Game is distributed under Creative Commons BY-NC-ND 4.0
Movie poster image acquired from The Movie Database.
Son of a bitch must pay!